I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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