i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he thought i was a dude.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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