ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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