So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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