This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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