I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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