so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
