we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
