I CAN MOONWALK!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
