dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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