STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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