He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
nutella sex= disaster
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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