He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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