No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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