clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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