Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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