Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i barfeds in our rink
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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