How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she peed on how many people?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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