Grow some girl-balls and come out already
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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