I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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