Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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