then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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