just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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