I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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