...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Randomize
