Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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