dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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