WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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