I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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