White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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