That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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