I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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