Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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