i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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