Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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