Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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