did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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