if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
smell my finger.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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