You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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