I'm drive I can fine osifer
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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