My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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