then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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