He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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