real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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