i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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