wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
