The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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