Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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