Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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