sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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