i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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