How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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